Name: Alucard
Profile: Agent of Chaos
Email: alucard@catmail.com
Phone: (666) 666-6666
Skill
Hissing to defend territory 95%About me
I am friend.
I am your mortal enemy.
You shall shower me with treats, and I reserve the right to attack your ankles.
Services
I accept cash only.
Small Scratches
Leaves a mark they won't soon forget.
Ankle destruction
I hope you weren't planning on walking anywhere.
Intimidating Visitors
They shouldn't be here anyways.
Tuck you into bed
Comes with complimentary head sniffs and drool.
Cast circle of protection
Your enemies are weak.
Sleep in your window
Let me bask in the sunshine.
He filed his teeth down to sharp points, to add to the ferocity of his appearance.
You don't need eyesight to see that this cat knows how to do his job.
I spy with my one little eye a cat that I'll be hiring again!
Mrowp.